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01-27-2008, 08:44 AM
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|  Top 10 Reasons Edith Larente (Horse Face) Missed the UFC80 weight Ins.
Top 10 Reasons Edith (Horse Face) missed UFC80 Weight Ins. Quote:
1. She hurt her leg…..they had no choice but to put her down.
2. She had no shoes to wear; they were all still at the blacksmith’s.
3. Silly people, horses can’t fly in planes, she has to be shipped over in a ship, which takes longer.
4. The UFC refused to put hay in her contract under food allowance.
5. Since the Elephant Man, England has strict controls on exhibiting freaks.
6. Edith only does PPVs and not promos because she’s not used to giving it away for free.
7. She forgot to take our her junk-piercing at the airport and is now working as an escort in Gitmo.
8. Still waiting in quarantine with two german shepherds and a shitzu.
9. EU labor laws don’t allow horses to do the work of humans.
10. Strict laws in England protect their hookers from foreign competition.
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I just found this funny as hell so I had to post it. Obviously it can be moved.
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01-27-2008, 08:52 AM
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Who's Horse Face? 
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01-27-2008, 08:53 AM
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noob jack.
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01-27-2008, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by apoc44mac  | Fightlinker is funny as shit, I enjoy his commentary, very original.
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01-27-2008, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by TeddyDaBear Who's Horse Face? | Edith Larente, the new chesty ring girl for the UFC, looks kinda like a horse.
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01-27-2008, 09:13 AM
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i thought it was funny when the first thread was made about her with a pic and everyone thougt she was hot. ive never found her attractive at all. she has a nice body but theres something about her face thats unsettling. some people even thot she was hotter then rachelle, ariani and the hot blonde one that quit. she is not ufc quality imo. lol. she belongs in hooters.
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01-27-2008, 10:07 AM
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On the same board where once a week I hear people talking about how they'd nail Shitney Spears, a thread pops up making fun of a ring irl with a hot body but somewhat peculiar face?
Puzzling.
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01-27-2008, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by baba On the same board where once a week I hear people talking about how they'd nail Shitney Spears, a thread pops up making fun of a ring irl with a hot body but somewhat peculiar face?
Puzzling. | The fact that people knows who Shitney Spears is makes her bangable.
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01-27-2008, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Paytheplayer The fact that people knows who Shitney Spears is makes her bangable. | I guess I see your point. But knowing too much is damn repulsive too....I could never shake the image of the story from inside her house where there was the white velour couch full of shit stains and cheetoh marks. wtf...
I'd take the ring girl over her any day - but thats just me.
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Originally Posted by Submissionist noob jack. | tru werdz
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