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Irate94 09-18-2008 01:32 PM

Is Houston Alexander born dead?
 
Recently, we have been seeing Houston Alexander on a continuous losing streak. But why you may ask yourselves, why did he used to have good wins and now he's losing. Well, I have come up with a theory that he is actually dead.. He was born dead, and there are no records of him being born... Somethings up with him

Quintessential Studmuffin 09-18-2008 01:40 PM

You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.

I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?

Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?

And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily..

SimpleJack 09-18-2008 01:42 PM

Exactly. Further, I would like to know what the best submissions are to use against a dead or at least born dead fighter. This would help me immensely.

HammerFist 09-18-2008 01:43 PM

LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us.

Irate94 09-18-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintessential Studmuffin (Post 544873)
You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.

I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?

Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?

And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily..

Quintessential and Don Frye, you make excellent points.. I have been thinking about this for far too long.. its just time someone points it out

SimpleJack 09-18-2008 01:47 PM

Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"

If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

Just a thought.

Quintessential Studmuffin 09-18-2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DonFrye (Post 544881)
Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"

If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.

Just a thought.

Haims over the hill in my opinion. He's got a punchers chance, and not much more. Feldman on the other hand is legit.

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Originally Posted by HammerFist (Post 544877)
LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us.

He wasn't breathing when Shafer got a hold of his neck..and how do you know he pisses and shits? Have you seen him do it? :huh:

Irate94 09-18-2008 01:52 PM

after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white

SimpleJack 09-18-2008 01:58 PM

That makes this an even more difficult subject. I have seen Blade, Dracula, Salem's Lot, Friday the 13th, The Lost Boys, etc and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a member of the undead TKO'ed, Superman Punched and choked out in 3 consecutive fights.

Quintessential Studmuffin 09-18-2008 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Irate94 (Post 544885)
after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white

Can you post some actual DNA proof? How do you know he isn't a vampire,a zombie,or a ghost?

Perhaps he is infact a zombie,and his smash mouth brawling like style is the easiest way to try and crack open his opponents skulls in order to eat their brains.


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