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09-18-2008, 01:32 PM
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|  Is Houston Alexander born dead?
Recently, we have been seeing Houston Alexander on a continuous losing streak. But why you may ask yourselves, why did he used to have good wins and now he's losing. Well, I have come up with a theory that he is actually dead.. He was born dead, and there are no records of him being born... Somethings up with him
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09-18-2008, 01:40 PM
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You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.
I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?
Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?
And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily..
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09-18-2008, 01:42 PM
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Exactly. Further, I would like to know what the best submissions are to use against a dead or at least born dead fighter. This would help me immensely.
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LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us.
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09-18-2008, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Quintessential Studmuffin  You should really try to look further into this theory, I think it really holds some serious ground.
I agree that somethings up with the guy..but I just can't put my finger on it..maybe because..he's a ghost?
Born dead? Or born,died,and ghost?
And if he is a ghost, how was Eric Shafer able to grab him,.take him down,and submit him so easily.. | Quintessential and Don Frye, you make excellent points.. I have been thinking about this for far too long.. its just time someone points it out
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09-18-2008, 01:47 PM
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Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"
If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.
Just a thought.
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09-18-2008, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DonFrye Does that make him a vampire or "Undead?"
If so, someone should call up Corey Feldman and Corey Haim.
Just a thought. | Haims over the hill in my opinion. He's got a punchers chance, and not much more. Feldman on the other hand is legit. Quote:
Originally Posted by HammerFist LOL !! Ineresting theory, but i say he is still breathing, shitting, pissing like the rest of us. | He wasn't breathing when Shafer got a hold of his neck..and how do you know he pisses and shits? Have you seen him do it? 
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09-18-2008, 01:52 PM
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after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white
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09-18-2008, 01:58 PM
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That makes this an even more difficult subject. I have seen Blade, Dracula, Salem's Lot, Friday the 13th, The Lost Boys, etc and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a member of the undead TKO'ed, Superman Punched and choked out in 3 consecutive fights.
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Originally Posted by Irate94 after the hours of research I have collaborated on Alexander, he falls into the category of being undead.. this is terrible news for dana white | Can you post some actual DNA proof? How do you know he isn't a vampire,a zombie,or a ghost?
Perhaps he is infact a zombie,and his smash mouth brawling like style is the easiest way to try and crack open his opponents skulls in order to eat their brains.
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