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[MrSpanky]

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Dear Joe Rogan:

InGameNow recently read your letter on Kellogg’s firing Michael Phelps. We were baffled at just how moronic it was. Don’t get us wrong, we loved you in News Radio. We have found you to be an entertaining and informed UFC announcer. And up until today, we have never had a problem with you.

But seriously, questioning why a KIDS cereal company fired their spokesman for smoking pot?

Really? You don’t get it? Guess you may have taken too many shots to the skull.

We will not get into whether or not pot should be legal. That is not the issue at hand (why you tried to make it an issue, we will never know) Your issue is Kellogg’s firing Michael Phelps for smoking weed. InGameNow is 100% behind this firing. If Phelps is dumb enough to smoke weed in front of a room full of college kids he doesn’t even know, then he does not deserve to make eight figures a year in endorsements.

Think about it, Phelps makes about 10 times more than the next highest paid person in his sport. Nobody cried when Kobe lost all his endorsements, and he didn’t even get convicted of anything. Phelps admitted he smoked pot. End of story.

Your claims of marijuana never killing anyone in “10,000 years” is silly. Really Joe, do you expect us to believe that you have medical history on humans dating back 10,000 years???? That nobody has ever pulled tubes, gotten behind the wheel, and hit a tree???? Why not make an intelligent argument, such as saying legalizing pot could bring a billion dollars in tax revenue to California, a state that desperately needs money. Anyhow, this issue is way about a bunch of dopes writing on the Internet.

Which brings us to our issue. InGameNow wants to find out just how tough Joe Rogan is. We want you to step into the cage with Winston “the Karate Kid” Yonge. No hard feelings, no dirty fighting, no Vaseline on the back. Simply a test of you vs. our boy in the Octagon.

Come on Joe, you know the UFC fans want to find out just how tough Joe Rogan is. While we could be all high and mighty and offer to bet you big dough, that would be anti-American. Our country is in a recession. Now is not the time to have foolish bets. Nobody wants to hear about some star making ridiculous bets, while 10% of the nation is in the unemployment line.

However, we need to make this fight interesting. We want to have each side put up $25,000. The winner gets to give the loser’s money to a charity of his choice. If we win, your $25k will be going to Mark Cuban’s Fallen Patriot Fund. Although times are tough here in America, we respect how much sacrifice the men and women of the Armed Forces are giving overseas.

Since we know a lot about you, and you know almost nothing about Winston, we have included a video we shot for our meat bikini shoot. In case you are too high to tell, Winston is in the middle.

So what is it going to be, Joe. Are you going to step it up and walk into the Octagon???

-InGameNow

p.s. Joe, even though we did not throw a bunch of F-Bombs around, we are 100% serious.

From weed to how much he curses, they really rip on poor Rogan. Come on, he's just a comedian...

Source: InGameNow » Blog Archive » An Open Letter to Joe Rogan re: the Octagon

[SWIFTboy]

I think the obvious question here is why InGameNow is so upset about the Phelps comments, made by Joe, in the first place. The second most obvious question is who the fuck is InGameNow? Finally, what has any of THAT got to do with Rogan fighting the karate kid. Did they just go to his site, find the very last thing he wrote about, and argued about it in a vain attempt to fire him up into fighting this dude. I speculate that Rogan slept with some dude's girlfriend to start this whole thing.

I also neg InGameNow for managing to mention the most overly-mentioned topics of Vaseline and recessions (out of context might I add) in back-to-back paragraphs.