1) get rep
How: Pick a douchebag and flame him and his mother (Leedogg or ATJ-Lucko are the easiest targets)
2) Post more than 9 times in a year
How: Less porn = more time to type
3) Get a sweet ass avatar and signature image
How: photobucket, but just be original, please no more GSP
4) Don't post in the Noob Jack City
How: these douches don't care about anything other than fucking with people (me), make a few intellegent posts in the Off-Topic section, that joint has died, and its a lot of fun
You can thank me later.
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