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Old 04-01-2009, 09:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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A s the first ever UFC Fan Expo on July 10-11 hits Las Vegas before UFC 100, fans are going to be in for a special treat with today’s announcement that a slew of exhibition matches featuring some of the Octagon’s best, past and present, will take place for viewing by all attending the event.


P articularly interesting will be a special match pitting the Voice of the Octagon, Bruce Buffer, against UFC color commentator Joe Rogan in a best two out of three matchup.

R eally, I don’t think Bruce has any business being in the Octagon with me or anyone else unless he has a mic in his hand,” said Rogan. “I’m younger, faster, stronger, and trust me, after the first match, he won’t want anymore.”

I t’s time…to begin…the beatdown,” said Buffer, a former kickboxer who promises fireworks once he gets his hands (and feet) on Rogan.

L ook,” continued Buffer. “I’m sure Joe’s jiu-jitsu is top notch, and admittedly, that’s my weak point. But when I pull the Buffer 180 on him and crack him on the chin, he’ll be the only one on the mat.”

For this special best of three matchup, the first bout will be a grappling match, the second will be strictly standup, and the third – if necessary – will take place under full mixed martial arts rules.

Of course, neither fighter believes that the series will make it to a third and deciding match.

Oh hell no,” said Rogan. “I’m gonna put Bruce to sleep in the first one and they’ll have to wake him up for UFC 100 on Saturday night. Hopefully he’ll be well enough to speak in complete sentences by then.”

Like Joe said, it’s not going past the first one, but the thing is, I will be the one with my hand raised,” said Buffer. “But hey, no hard feelings Joe. We’re all sportsmen here, and we can raise a glass together after UFC 100.”

Seats are still available for what may end up being the fight of the year.
It got me too.

Mostly because I'd love to see Rogan fight
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It got me too.

Mostly because I'd love to see Rogan fight
Yeah they totally got me,those fuckers.
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Alright I'm done reading threads for today..
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Bruce Buffer will destroy that Pothead Joe Rogan, Rogan's a Prick
If they have to pass a drug test then we can call it a No Contest right now. Rogan would have an easier time beating Lesnar than he would beating a drug test.
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i see the joke now.... and by the way joe rogan is badass.. who cares if he smokes weed.. its better for u then alcohol or ciggarettes and more ppl do those then fuckin weed so dont talk shit ok bitch its a fuckin plant
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i see the joke now.... and by the way joe rogan is badass.. who cares if he smokes weed.. its better for u then alcohol or ciggarettes and more ppl do those then fuckin weed so dont talk shit ok bitch its a fuckin plant
Good call man, weed is the best thing ever, Rogan is the man too.
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seriously who cares if he gets stoned, that has nothing to do with it and in no way relates to mma...everyone over-exaggerates how bad weed is, like wiley said, WAY more people in the world drink and smoke ciggarrettes and those are worse than smoking weed...
ANYWAYS...i certainly hope i can find footage of their exhibition bout it will definatly be entertaining
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you can get dmt from frogs, you can buy the frogs from several websites, they just don't ship them to certain states, you can also buy peyote cactus, and salvia, the website is Shamanic Extracts - salvia extract: 5x, 10x, x15 divinorium wholesale manufacturer
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i think it might be true .. Because yes it was on the website and it says march 31st... Not april so it has to be true
man its the web untill u see it happen it dont have to be any more than a bs story
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This is almost as good as Maynard James Keenan saying he was quitting music because he found god.
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