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[Mr.Gummy]

Tonight on TNA, Bobby Lashley was giving an interview when somebody notified him to come to the production truck. Once inside he was shown a live feed of Big Poppa Pump at a local hotel. Steiner was saying he found what room Lashley's wife was staying in and he was going to pay a visit to his new number one freak (LOL). So Lashley rushes out, jumps in his car and speeds off!!!!!!! Camera crews jump in a car and attempt to follow!! Riveting stuff!!!!

Later on we see Lashley running furiously through a maze of hotel hallways and bursts inside his wife's room!!! Whew! She's OKAY!!!!! No sign of BPP!! But wait!!!!! Big Poppa attacks him from behind with a lead pipe!!!! OMG was he hiding in wait??? After hitting him a few times with the pipe he grabs a hotel lamp and bashes him with that also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! I don't think Lashley is going to fight for Strikeforce anymore. There's no way any athletic commission is going to sanction him to fight with those kind of injuries he suffered at the hands of Scott Steiner tonight!!!!!

end sarcasm.

[Pasha K]

Damn man, when I read the title of your post I was thinking "Great, now I have more hopes that the 2 HWs are going to be Aleks and Kharitonov" and you came with this....

[mma #1 fan]

u had me going. Was waiting for the real new all the way to the end .
REP why not

[Daellusx]

Sir, i have been had.

Good job lol

[Mr.Gummy]

lol thanks guys!

I just saw this news post today from the wrestling observer, so take it with whatever skepticism you have

» Bobby Lashley is close to signing a long-term contract with the MMA organization Strikeforce. Should the deal come to fruition, it would make it impossible for Lashley to join the UFC until he's well past his athletic prime — and one of his goals was to face Brock Lesnar. The upside of the deal is that it will likely allow him to continue wrestling, whereas if he went to UFC, he would be prohibited from doing so.

If true, this would be a bummer. A fight between Brock and Lashley would draw HUGE numbers. But then again, I've never heard of a long-term mma contract???? Is that like Couture's 6 fight deal?? Is that considered long term?

and to Pashak: do you really think Aleks will ever join an american based mma org with his Hepatitis blood??? Probably not. I do see him fighting in Dream against some strikeforce fighters since they do co-promote though!!!

[thefirm0]

Originally Posted by Mr.Gummy

lol thanks guys!

I just saw this news post today from the wrestling observer, so take it with whatever skepticism you have

» Bobby Lashley is close to signing a long-term contract with the MMA organization Strikeforce. Should the deal come to fruition, it would make it impossible for Lashley to join the UFC until he's well past his athletic prime — and one of his goals was to face Brock Lesnar. The upside of the deal is that it will likely allow him to continue wrestling, whereas if he went to UFC, he would be prohibited from doing so.

If true, this would be a bummer. A fight between Brock and Lashley would draw HUGE numbers. But then again, I've never heard of a long-term mma contract???? Is that like Couture's 6 fight deal?? Is that considered long term?

and to Pashak: do you really think Aleks will ever join an american based mma org with his Hepatitis blood??? Probably not. I do see him fighting in Dream against some strikeforce fighters since they do co-promote though!!!

it was never confirmed one way or another if he has hep b or not. and as far as i'm concerned he does not.

[Y2JUBAE]

I'm hoping Lashley decides to go to Strikeforce... they need him more than the UFC does.

[Pasha K]

Originally Posted by Y2JUBAE

I'm hoping Lashley decides to go to Strikeforce... they need him more than the UFC does.

Who knows who knows?
With the hype UFC would do to Lashley, a fight between Lesnar and Lashley would unfortunately be one of the most viewed fights in MMA history. However I am very surprised that Dana apparently has not been doing any efforts to hire him.

[Stacked]

when do we find out who the two heavys are? thought it was the past fri. on the 13th