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Old 11-29-2009, 11:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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AdultFYI - In Progress: Grand Vizier Reports as War Machine Goes Berserk At Industry Party; Goes After Derek

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So much for War Machine's porn career.

The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:

"This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."

"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."

“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What a complete fucktard.
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hopefully this fucking goof will go away forever now
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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...wow...

junie's really got to step it up this month if he wants to compete with this
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Someone needs a tissue for their issues.
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HAHAHA, thats fucking funny. Sounds like his agent snorted coke off his bitches ass, and Warmachine didnt like it. So he went overload and wrecked some people. Why would you try to stop a guy names Warmachine? Hes kinda small, but still. Wheres Iron Man when you need him?

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man I wish this guy would disappear for good.
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Funny thing is that he is showing absolutely NO REMORSE!

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Old 11-30-2009, 06:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sounds like WarMachine is better suited as a Pimp then a Porn Star!

It would actually make good business sense...

Them bitches would be too terrified to leave there corners without a couple G's to bring back to the man!!!

WarMachine: Get back on yo corner Hoe!!!

HOE: But pimp-daddy, it's raining out-side!

WarMachine: Bitch, a good HOE runs in-between the raindrops!


BITCH SLAP!!! PLOW!!!!


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