MMA News Forums » MMA Forums » Noob Jack City

[jrcbk]

OK guys, this is my first thread ever and deservingly sits in Noob Jack, but I feel a little proud of myself and wanted to share how my years of MMA watching (no training for anything) helped me today. Long story short is I work at a hotel and a beligerant, drunk guest attacked me tonight. I kinda saw it coming, so as soon as he did I hit him with some pepper spray, but he kept stumbling towards me. (*Found out later he was former military) anyways I kept telling him to stay down and he grabbed me and pulled me down to him.

I'm on the bottom so what the hell do I do???? I've never been in a fight...oh that's right I guillotine choked that motherfucker with full guard! No training ever but I thought it was freakig sweet. He spent the next ten minutes flat on his stomach waiting for the cops. Stupid, I know, but I feel proud and wanted to share how MMA helped me today!

[Otomosix]

A friend of mine worked in hotel management for a couple years and despite being one of the nicest guys I've ever known, he regularly experienced rude customers (even working for an upscale hotel). So hats off to you for dealing with that kind of crap (I'm sure it must have been a scary experience, too).

[TheKidInside]

good shit man, first time I walked into a jiu jitsu gym I choke out all the n00bs with a triangle haha

[Pasha K]

Congratulations. I have choked out some people in my GYM with a guillotine (obviously I have also been choked out by the same move) so I like that move. Its easy to do (compared to many other submission holds) and very effective.

[jrcbk]

Thanks for the kind words guys. Im not gonna lie, it felt awesome lol.