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[kickass32]

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A lot of s*** you don't know about Sean McCorkle

From: Sean McCorkle
Member Since: 5/29/05
Posts: 9874

....about me. Here are some random facts, and believe it or not, they're actually all true:

While in L.A. one time, I drove all the way to Compton, and got my hair cut just for spite.

I once lost $1,200 in 15 minutes playing blackjack at an Indian casino, and said to the dealer, "Well, I guess that settles us up for Missouri"

The first time I met Nick Diaz, I literally feared for my safety.

I've never smoked marijuana in my life. Not even once.

I take a minimum of 3 showers a day. 4 if I've rolled with Matt Mitrione.

I once put it in a girl's butt, and immediately afterwards said "Well, I guess now we know who's boss." She did not like it.

Despite my persona, I'm actually extremely shy, and not comfortable being the center of attention.

I would much rather be rich than famous.

I firmly believe that if you watch porn where 2 guys are doing it to 1 girl, you're gay. If you're white and watch porn with a black guy doing it to a a girl, you're gay and want to have sex with a black guy. If you're a girl and you watch porn by yourself, you're just weird. And if you're black or white, and you watch gay porn, you're extremely gay.

I absolutely love everything about fighting in the UFC except for the 3 hours leading up to the fight.

I liked my life 5 years ago more than I like it now. And I liked my life 15 years ago more than I liked it 5 years ago.

If given my choice on women, I like dark hair, dark skin, dark eyes, dimples, and straight white teeth. Boob size is less important than the rest of the body.

I hate Celine Dion's music, Oprah Winfrey's show, and every politician's guts.

I never left the UG. I didn't create a thread for a whopping 5 weeks, and all of the sudden I "left the UG forever"

I accept everyone who adds me as a friend on facebook, and only ask that people be respectful. I have family on there.

Anytime I see a "fight" almost break out in an NBA game, I want more than anything to kick both players involved asses. I can't stand the posturing and shit talking when they couldn't and wouldn't fight to save their lives.

Since I graduated high school, every 3 or 4 years I find myself thinking, "Man, if you'd have told me 3 years ago, that I'd be doing what I'm doing now, I'd have said you were crazy"

If I could choose any job assuming they all paid the same, I'd like to be a writer for Saturday Night Live.

Sometimes I just leave my house and drive for hours without really deciding where I'm going until I get there. I usually regret it especially when it's time to drive back.

I've met some of the best friends I have on the UG. That's either cool or sad, depending on how you look at it.

There's plenty more, but I'm tired of typing, and out of funny shit to say.

[TheKidInside]

he is all irrelevant

[mma #1 fan]

hi my name is used d-bag

[optimusjoel]

Originally Posted by mma #1 fan

hi my name is used d-bag

I thought that was you but wasn't sure

[mma #1 fan]

Originally Posted by optimusjoel

I thought that was you but wasn't sure

zingggggggggggg lol rep'ed

[LefthookStcrook]

I once put it in a girl's butt, and immediately afterwards said "Well, I guess now we know who's boss." She did not like it

OMF i literally Laughed out loud for a solid 2 mins, too much work or too much weed but I had a smile on my face for that whole read after that lol for that my sir you recieve a small token of my gratitude in the form of rep

[KevoOnTheRadio]

Despite my persona, I'm actually extremely shy, and not comfortable being the center of attention.

And yet he started a thread called "A lot of s*** you don't know about Sean McCorkle"

[SimpleJack]

The funniest thing about Sean McCorkle is that he claims to be a self-made man who has earned all these things and came from some sort of poverty. When, in all actuality, he went to a private Baptist high school, was born to wealthy parents, and worked in real estate with his older brother.

That being said, he's actually not that bad of a guy and a pretty good basketball player.

[Xanatos]

I didn't find any of that funny.

[DanC]

Good post Kickass. I quite enjoyed reading this post, just because it's always cool to get a little bit of an insight (no matter how irrelevant) into what fighters are like away from the camera. I mean sure we see a bit about how they are in 'real life' in programmes like All Access and Prime Time, but it's always cool to see less prepared snippets of their personal lives. Which reminds me, I know it's off topic a little, but I remember hearing about a GSP documentary about 6 months ago, does anyone have any information about this?

McCorkle seems like a cool guy, I'm looking forward to seeing him fight again for sure, and I enjoyed finding out a little more about the little things in his life.