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[0mega1]

Originally Posted by roaddawg

Do yourself a favor. When you wake up first thing tomorrow morning grab the nearest mirror and shoot the first thing you see.

So you want him to shoot the mirror? That seems dangerous and messy.

[roaddawg]

Originally Posted by 0mega1

So you want him to shoot the mirror? That seems dangerous and messy.

I'm thinking you should probably join him for this comment...
Ohhhh I just remember you're that silly fuck who thinks all people from the south lack education....

Shouldn't you be hiding somewhere under a bomb shelter after that comment?

[0mega1]

Originally Posted by roaddawg

I'm thinking you should probably join him for this comment...
Ohhhh I just remember you're that silly fuck who thinks all people from the south lack education....

Shouldn't you be hiding somewhere under a bomb shelter after that comment?

i didnt say they lacked education i said they were dumb as fuck...
Hiding in a bomb shelter? from what? the south? First they gotta learn to read so they can find CA on a map. Then... naw fuck it. I still wouldnt be worried.

[The Sword]

Man, I expected a few Man jokes but I did not expect the thread to turn out like this.

[disposableassassin]

Originally Posted by 0mega1

i didnt say they lacked education i said they were dumb as fuck...
Hiding in a bomb shelter? from what? the south? First they gotta learn to read so they can find CA on a map. Then... naw fuck it. I still wouldnt be worried.

hey i've been to cali.............all i did though was smoke a bunch of stuff that looks like your av. oh and went to some three day rave in the woods called the moon tribe. santa cruz was tha shit! so no even though i am from the heart of the south you wouldnt have anything to worry about from me i get out that way again i will stay so high i wont even be able to find alabama on the map.

[disposableassassin]

Originally Posted by The Sword

Man, I expected a few Man jokes but I did not expect the thread to turn out like this.

John, who is now Jean, is walking down the street after a sex-change operation has transformed him into a beautiful woman.

His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, I mean, Jean, you look great...you're beautiful!"

Jean says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"

Jean says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"

Jean says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

Pete says, "Then what did hurt?"

Jean says, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head and sucked out half my brain."

[0mega1]

Originally Posted by disposableassassin

hey i've been to cali.............all i did though was smoke a bunch of stuff that looks like your av. oh and went to some three day rave in the woods called the moon tribe. santa cruz was tha shit! so no even though i am from the heart of the south you wouldnt have anything to worry about from me i get out that way again i will stay so high i wont even be able to find alabama on the map.

Nice! Ive only driven through Santa Cruz ive never stayed there. It looked cool though. Im not big on raves especially one in the woods or the desert. I would rather camp in the woods and fish, drink beer, and smoke weed.

ps. I guess RD didnt get the memo that I was just fooling about with the south comments. Hell, I dont mind running with the joke though.

[disposableassassin]

Originally Posted by 0mega1

Nice! Ive only driven through Santa Cruz ive never stayed there. It looked cool though. Im not big on raves especially one in the woods or the desert. I would rather camp in the woods and fish, drink beer, and smoke weed.

ps. I guess RD didnt get the memo that I was just fooling about with the south comments. Hell, I dont mind running with the joke though.

I am not the rave or club type myself. The hippies we were travelling with suggested we go. it was pretty badass though. The second I got there two guys walked up and said hold out your hand. Then they proceeded to fill my hand with the largest dose of liquid LSD I had ever seen. It was all hippies with tents and big rugs smoking the best herb from around the world.


P.P.S. I can take a joke ragging on the south doesn't bother me. Besides when I was out west everyone was so stoned they were practically comatose anyway. You guys are nothing but a bunch of sun bleached blonde surfers who can't see through the cloud of smoke they're standing in to tell what direction they as going.


Stereotypes are fun!

[0mega1]

[QUOTE=disposableassassin;927025]I am not the rave or club type myself. The hippies we were travelling with suggested we go. it was pretty badass though. The second I got there two guys walked up and said hold out your hand. Then they proceeded to fill my hand with the largest dose of liquid LSD I had ever seen. It was all hippies with tents and big rugs smoking the best herb from around the world.


P.P.S. I can take a joke ragging on the south doesn't bother me. Besides when I was out west everyone was so stoned they were practically comatose anyway. You guys are nothing but a bunch of sun bleached blonde surfers who can't see through the cloud of smoke they're standing in to tell what direction they as going.


Stereotypes are fun![/QUOTE]

Aren't they though. I know I enjoy them.

[Pasha K]

I guess RD didnt get the memo that I was just fooling about with the south comments

Not a surprise. It is Roaddoggie we are taking about.