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[Kimbo> Rampage]

Originally Posted by Pasha K

LOL not at all. Actually I have never been in a strip club.
I have been with Hookers in the Amsterdam Red light district, it is much more simple than going to a strip club.
In a strip club you have to pay a lot of money for your own drinks and the drinks of the girl, and then you hve to pay if you want to fuck her. In Red light District you chose your girl, you pay 50 euros and you happily bang her. She says thank you, you say thank you and you leave with your dick being happy.

To be honest I kinda exagerate my pervert persona here in the forums lol, in real life I am not at all that pervert. I love sex though xD

lol, I always imagined you as one of those guys who falls in love with some stripper. Guess not. You do seem to watch a lot of porn though.

How was that? was she really fine? the hos around here are typically less than appetizing... if you know what i mean.

Sounds like a cool place to go. Smoke as much weed as you want then get some fine ass.

[mmawolverine]

hijack! i think everyone should name their top ten pornstars now

[Pasha K]

Originally Posted by rampage9712

How was that? was she really fine? the hos around here are typically less than appetizing... if you know what i mean.

In Amsterdam most of them are pretty fine.
90% of them have very very nice bodies. There are also +60 years old whores and peruvian trannys but aside of that, the district is plenty of very fuckable girls.

It was really fun to walk and think "Oh this girl is so damn hot!! But I will walk a little bit more, if I do not find someone better than her then I will go with this one".
And then you walk and you have first world problems such as "Damnit!! I only have 100 euros with me but there are 2 awesome girls. Do I pay 50 to each one so I fuck both of them (only in one position and maybe they will not let me see or touch their boobs) or do I pay 100 to only one but I will see and touch boobs and fuck her in all positions I want?"

Aaaah good times! xD

[CtGreat]

Originally Posted by Pasha K

In Amsterdam most of them are pretty fine.
90% of them have very very nice bodies. There are also +60 years old whores and peruvian trannys but aside of that, the district is plenty of very fuckable girls.

It was really fun to walk and think "Oh this girl is so damn hot!! But I will walk a little bit more, if I do not find someone better than her then I will go with this one".
And then you walk and you have first world problems such as "Damnit!! I only have 100 euros with me but there are 2 awesome girls. Do I pay 50 to each one so I fuck both of them (only in one position and maybe they will not let me see or touch their boobs) or do I pay 100 to only one but I will see and touch boobs and fuck her in all positions I want?"

Aaaah good times! xD

....have you ever had an STD? Your life sounds like its ripe for such things haha

[Pasha K]

No, fortunately I have never had an STD.
I always use protection, and I was with the hookers almost 3 years ago. Since then it is not that I have had many sexual partners. In the last 2 years I have slept with only 3 different girls.
Despite that I may look like a crazy perv that will fuck anything that has movement, I am actually very very careful with the girls I bang with. I know that if I get a serious STD or if the girl gets pregnant, it will be the end of my world so I am actually very careful.

[MickeyKnox]

Originally Posted by CtGreat

....have you ever had an STD? Your life sounds like its ripe for such things haha

Originally Posted by Pasha K

No, fortunately I have never had an STD.
I always use protection, and I was with the hookers almost 3 years ago. Since then it is not that I have had many sexual partners. In the last 2 years I have slept with only 3 different girls.
Despite that I may look like a crazy perv that will fuck anything that has movement, I am actually very very careful with the girls I bang with. I know that if I get a serious STD or if the girl gets pregnant, it will be the end of my world so I am actually very careful.

*Cough* Now me on the other hand...

Just kidding. Or am I?

Pashak may be the hooker banging porn expert of the forum but i'm the real dirty dog here.

Oh yeah, and comparing Jameson to Jones = Negged.

[Cat--Smasher]

Originally Posted by Pasha K

To be honest I kinda exagerate my pervert persona here in the forums lol, in real life I am not at all that pervert. I love sex though xD

Come on now Pasha, do you really think anyone believes you, you dirty old perv.

Originally Posted by MickeyKnox

*Cough* Now me on the other hand...

Just kidding. Or am I?

Pashak may be the hooker banging porn expert of the forum but i'm the real dirty dog here.

Oh yeah, and comparing Jameson to Jones = Negged.

Now that I dont have a hard time believing, Mickey Knox the womanizer... "The real dirty dog" ha ha