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Old 07-11-2012, 06:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Just got on and saw two headlines that struck me as funny.
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5 Fives Left For Anderson Silva At Middleweight

Keith Silva Says He'd Be Happy If Anderson Silva Didn't Fight In Vegas
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I always get a kick out of articles from this site.
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i'm glad i scrolled down the page and started looking at the forums when i first got on this site. otherwise i would've passed, and my life would be so empty right now.
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Just got on and saw two headlines that struck me as funny.
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5 Fives Left For Anderson Silva At Middleweight

Keith Silva Says He'd Be Happy If Anderson Silva Didn't Fight In Vegas
The funny thing is the link is "Whats left for Andy"

Andy? Is that what we are calling him?
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The funny thing is the link is "Whats left for Andy"

Andy? Is that what we are calling him?


heh heh they are both dicks
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i'm glad i scrolled down the page and started looking at the forums when i first got on this site. otherwise i would've passed, and my life would be so empty right now.
I usually don't even bother looking on the main page, I come here for the forums to see the opinions of users. I just happened to see "Keith Silva" and lol'ed. The main site is useless.

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The funny thing is the link is "Whats left for Andy"

Andy? Is that what we are calling him?
Andy LOL! It's like they are trying to start a nickname. Hendo, Wandy, I get them, because there is no confusion due to the fact that there's nobody named Wandy or Hendo... but Andy...
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I noticed that this morning and I see it is still there.... both of them. It's like they just posted the articles, looked at it, and just said "ahhhh fuck it nobody reads this shit anyway".

I would be more surprised if you managed to read through any main page article without finding several spelling and grammar errors. Does anyone actually even read those???
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There's a pretty good one up right now...

"Jon Jones Explains Why He Fight At UFC 151"

I mean really, how the fuck does anyone not notice that?
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I was wondering the same thing.

That is sad.
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There's a pretty good one up right now...

"Jon Jones Explains Why He Fight At UFC 151"

I mean really, how the fuck does anyone not notice that?
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