Originally Posted by disposableassassin
Is it Alan belcher that agrees with Ed soares? Or has that terrible tattoo gained sentience and taken over Alan's brain?
Even a poorly-rendered two-dimensional image of Johnny Cash is more sensible than soares. If I was lost in a strange city and soares told me to take a left, and Belcher's tattoo told me to take a right, I'm going right.
All manner of men came to work for the News: everything from wild young Turks who wanted to rip the world in half and start all over again -- to tired, beer-bellied old hacks who wanted nothing more than to live out their days in peace before a bunch of lunatics ripped the world in half.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary