That would be ok - needs resetting anyway, it's a broken neck I would be concerned about... The flag is uber cool though - I need to be able to do that. Not sure why I just know I need to.
I would use the flags just to confince drunk people at parties that I'm magic
I bet none of you guys can do these, I sure as hell can't.
I will send a UFC video to the first person who can post a video of themselves doing these two bodyweight exercises bitches (you need a sign with your username or something to prove that it is you):