MMA #1 Fan, yep, but it is a long annoying conversation where I usually have to make her think I'm way madder about something than I actually am.
Step 1) get into huge fight
Step 2) make her feel bad enough to be remorseful
Step 3) Realize you want a BJ
Step 4) use Jedi mind trick to turn remorse into a mouth full of sperm
Step 5) take nap
I dated a girl who TRIED to do that to me once. I almost slapped the bitch just for trying.
Originally Posted by 0mega1
An MMA fighter who did porn is now dating an up and coming porn star doing stupid shit together like tattooing each other's names which signifies that their relationship will last and tasting each other's cum etc etc etc...sounds about right. There is no way in hell I would tattoo a porn star's name on myself for any reason.
I used to enjoy watching Avy Scott until she did a scene with this guy, and then I seen her again and remembered why I enjoyed watching her naked.
Wow, like him or not the things 4chan is doing are pretty uncalled for.
Originally Posted by AnchorPunch
Coffee all over keyboard at work. GG.