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    UFC Fighter Tito Ortiz Visits. 11/30/06. 7:40am
    Howard said that this dude Tito Ortiz is not just a UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) fighter but he's also dating Jenna Jameson. He said he could never take this guy on in a fight because he's so huge. Howard said that he started watching that stuff years ago before they had many rules. Tito told Howard that they have a lot of rules now but they're still able to do a lot of stuff. He said they're wearing gloves but they're only 5 oz. gloves with open palms. He said that no one has ever died while fighting in this league.
    Tito said that when a guy gets knocked out, that's it, they're not allowed to get up and fight again. He said the quickest fight he ever had was just 29 seconds. He knocked the guy out that quick. Howard asked Tito about what kind of fighting works best in the UFC fights because Gracie Ju Jitsu used to be the big thing. Tito said he's done boxing and kick boxing to that's what works for him. He said that he trains really hard for this stuff and works out 6-8 hours 6 days a week.

    Howard asked Tito about Jenna Jameson and if she's the best lay he's ever had in his life. Tito said he was on myspace (Myspace.com/TitoOrtiz) and she requested him as a friend. They eventually met and hooked up after that. He said she didn't bang him right away either, she made him wait for a while.

    Howard asked Tito if it was intimidating for him to do Jenna. He said he's pretty confident and he wasn't afraid of it. He wasn't all that scared about banging her because he's been with a lot of beautiful women. He said he's in love with Jenna but he's not planning on getting married again. He said he was already married for a few years and doesn't want to go back there at this point. He said he's had a lot of married women come up to him asking him to bang them but he doesn't go there. He said that even their husbands ask him to bang them but he's not into that.

    Tito said that Jenna isn't doing any women now that she's with him. She's not shooting porn either. He said that she hasn't been with another guy in a long time. He said he used to work at an adult book store years ago and he would catch guys messing with themselves in the aisles of the store. He said he would have to kick them out for doing stuff like that.

    Howard asked Tito about banging Jenna and if he goes in bareback. He said he would wear a condom in the beginning but now he goes in without one. Howard asked him a few questions about Jenna and said he heard that she gives a great blow job. She also claims that she could turn a woman gay because she's so good with a woman. Tito confirmed that she's good at the blow job thing.

    Tito said that his family doesn't know that Jenna is a porn star. He said he hasn't spoken to his father in a few years so he doesn't know about this. He said that his family was pretty fucked up. His father ended up getting addicted to heroin. He said he's amazed that he's still there after everything he's been through. He's seen everything and it was a pretty shitty life up until about 15 years ago.

    Tito said that the worst thing was seeing his parents doing heroin when he was a young kid. He said he's not afraid to tell his parents about Jenna. He actually introduced her to his mother a few weeks ago. Tito said that he had hate toward his mother until he was about 25 when she wrote him a 4 page letter explaining why everything happened the way it did.

    Tito said that he remembers watching professional wrestling when he was a kid. He always wanted to do that kind of thing back then. He wrestled in high school and did very well because he was a natural. He said that guys are very intimidated when they see him out with Jenna. He said that she used to tell him that guys would say some crazy stuff to her but he knew that they wouldn't do that while he's around her.

    Tito said that he was asked to do some stuff for the Marines one time and they asked him if he was going to bring a guest. When he said that he was going to bring Jenna, they told him they had a problem with that. Tito said that they can't have a problem with that when they're sending 18 year old kids over to Iraq to get shot.

    Tito told Howard that he was in a gang when he was between 12 and 14. He said to get in the gang he had to take a beating from the whole gang while walking down a line. He said that his parents kind of got sick of that life. He said that one of his friends got shot and he could have been killed but he hopped behind a wall while the bullets were flying.

    The gang didn't want to let him out of the gang but he said his mother wanted him out so he could have a better life. He said he had to take a beating before they'd let him out. He said he took the beating but also fought back a little bit. Tito said he has never killed anyone but he did give a few beatings while he was in the gang.

    Robin asked what kind of robberies he pulled when he was in the gang. He said they would stake out a house and watch when they would leave for work and when they'd come hope. They'd steal cars from the houses they staked out. That was at the age of about 13. He said it was a fucked up life but he wouldn't take it back.

    Howard gave Tito a plug for his upcoming fight on December 30th which will be held at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. He also gave him a plug for the athletics gear that he sells. You can find out more about that at PunishmentAthletics.com. Tito said he started that company himself back in 1999 and it's now worth millions.

    Howard asked Tito if Jenna goes out not wearing panties. He said she always wears them unless he asks her not to. Howard said he would like to mess with her under the table if he took her out to dinner.

    Robin read that Tito cries before he goes into the ring. Tito said that it's an emotional thing and every man cries. He said he's always wondered why he does it and figures that it's the fear leaving his body. He said that people say that the fear of losing is pretty tough. Artie said that it must mean that it's the fag part of him leaving his body. Robin got a laugh from that comment.

    Howard told Tito that there's nothing wrong with a man crying. He said that he had to hug Artie when he cried in there after talking about that drug problem he had last year. Artie said that every guy has to get rid of that fag part once in a while.

    Howard asked Tito if he's ever tied Jenna up and done stuff like that. He said that he has play-raped her a couple of times and he does like to do stuff like that. Howard asked him how many times he's banging her per week. He said it's more like how many times per day. Howard brought up the story about Jenna eating out Jenny McCarthy in a bathroom one time and Tito said he had never heard that one before. He said he has heard some stories from her but not that one.

    Tito said that he sometimes forgets to eat because he works out so much. He said he can't eat big meals because he works out so hard that he'll puke. Artie said he can't relate to that. He said he could forget to work out but not forget to eat.

    Tito showed the guys what he looks like with his shirt off since Robin wanted to see that. Tito was telling the guys that Jenna is like his best friend so Artie told him that's another gay thing, being a girl's ''friend.'' Artie asked him how many chicks he's been with. He said it's about 30 women total. Artie said that's a little low for him, he should be up around 50.

    Howard asked Tito about a fight he had one time when he lost. He said that he had gotten hit in the eye back then and was distracted by the hit to the eye. Howard took some calls after that. Angry Black called in and said that he was listening to this crap about him crying and stuff. He said that this guy is such a fraud. He wishes that he was on vacation this week so he could confront him in person. Howard pointed out that Angry Black couldn't even beat up Crazy Cabbie. Robin told Tito that this guy's real name is Shelly so Tito said that he sounds like a Shelly.

    Tito said that he tells people that he does nothing but work out all day long while they're working at a job. He does that for a living so if they want to take him on, he lets them know what they're in for. He said it always diffuses the situation when he does that.

    Howard asked Tito about Chuck Zito getting into the UFC. He said that Chuck is too old and he could take Chuck out in a second. He said he could also take out Lennox Lewis in 5 seconds. Howard took a call from a guy who said that this guy is a pussy and he's not as scary as he's making himself out to be. Another caller said that he's never heard this guy talk about how he got his ass spanked by a guy in the ring. The guy said that he was getting his ass handed to him through that whole fight. He thinks that he's all hype so Howard said that they'll find out on December 30th.

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    Howard took one more call from a guy who said that he thinks Tito will win the big fight against Chuck Liddell. Howard asked him if he's ever known of a guy who shit himself in the ring. Tito said that has never happened to him.

    Scott Ferrall called in and said that they're going to be out in Vegas live from the fight next month. He said that this is the fight that everyone is waiting for and it's going to be a sick weekend. He said that the fight should be really good but Tito is going to have a hard time with Chuck. Scott said that he's got Billy Lane on his show tonight to talk about how he crashed his car and killed a couple of guys. He said he'll see Tito tonight as well. Scott said he was taking Chuck to win that fight.

    Artie said that something has to replace boxing for him because he got out of it after a while. Tito said he used to be a boxing fan too but the new guys are just sparring and not really trying to take the other guys down. He said he thinks that he and Chuck will go four rounds. they're 5 minute rounds and he thinks he'll take Chuck down in that time. Howard wished him luck with that and also wished him luck with Jenna. He told him to give her a big kiss on her vagina for him. Howard gave him a few plugs for the fight and then wrapped up and went to break a short time later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kewl144
    How many times has Jerry Rice tried professional basketball?
    The answer to your question is 34
    Hating on Anderson Silva before it was the cool thing to do.

    The idea of a "true number one contender" is the stupidiest MMA idea to be perpetuated by fans and media, EVER.

    HATES the new MMANEWS forum. Bring back the dark background.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YukonJordan
    The answer to your question is 34
    based on what?
    “I Just Killed Kenny! You Bastard!”

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    yeah based on what?


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    I think he's being sarcastic.

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