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    Default Joe Rogan lashes out at Myspace kid.

    Some fat kid on myspace sent a hate mail to Rogan that kicks off a verbal battle. Rogan posts the whole converstation in a blog. This happened back in March but I nerver heard about it so I figured I would post it and let you guys check it out. Enjoy bitches.

    http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/03/0...forth-forever/

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM

    Joe Rogan, I hate you… you’re not funny…

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM

    I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to email
    me that. That makes me feel happy Enjoy your depression. —–

    ———— Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM

    You really are an idiot… that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds now
    equal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you are
    not funny… I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged some
    gay event, 20 times, that i’m not goign to look at… How many
    medications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressed
    attention-whore… Enjoy balding,

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM

    First off, my employees send those out, and if you don’t want them,
    get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those event
    requests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a **** of
    a man you are. You don’t like me? That’s great, because you’re
    obviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. I
    love it when losers like you don’t like me. I like it even more when
    they express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when an
    insecure fat fuck like yourself takes the time out to email me, because
    that just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insures
    me that you’re always going to be what you are now… a failure.
    There’s always gotta be people like you around, because they make
    people like me stand out

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM

    hahah, did i strike a nerve or something… you seem a bit testy by
    the way, my apologies… I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH more
    respect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire… People like you
    are the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood and
    because people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood… Look at
    William Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we have
    something in common because you keep coming back at me… Your career
    is about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware store
    after that? i’ll be back after your next message to me… I have a bag
    of snacky-cakes to eat. I’m behind on my daily quoto. I’m never going
    to be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM

    I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see the
    nervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little email
    conversations that I have with haters You emailed me and insulted me
    because you have a mediocre mind, and that’s the extent of your
    capabilities. You trying to insinuate that I’m a loser is even more
    hysterical, because I’ve accomplished more in my life than you ever
    will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM

    hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM

    Google search me, you fucking failure

    —————– Original Message —————--

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM

    you’re avoiding the question… what have you accomplished

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan Date:

    Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM

    That’s my answer, find out yourself.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM

    hahah, Joe Rogan… This is the funniest form I have ever seen you
    in. You’re only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly
    successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by
    your presence alone. I also don’t think playing second-fiddle to Brooke
    Shields is much of an accomplishment.
    Last edited by Legend; 12-04-2006 at 03:15 AM.

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    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM

    I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows
    that made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I
    never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about
    that when you’re getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to
    pay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunately
    there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did
    however, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of my
    life. You’re an ugly, fat faced zero, and I’m a famous multi
    millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM

    If we are arguing who has more money… YOU WIN!!! I’m sure your
    "Well i have more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful on
    a daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are.
    But i’m 20 years old… where were you at age 20 junior college? About
    the fat thing… I didn’t realize I was fat, maybe becaue i’m so
    insecure, I’ll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that Joe
    Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually… What is more
    pathetic tho… Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year
    old college student and brag about who has more money because the
    college student didn’t think he was funny. And dont’ call me ‘Dear
    sweet Kevin." I don’t what type of ‘man show’ you are wanting to make,
    but i want no part in it.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan Date:

    Mar 2, 2006 9:35 AM

    "What is more pathetic tho… Hollywood actor making poor attempts
    to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money
    because the college student didn’t think he was funny." Did you forget
    how this all got started, fatty? You insulted me, and I let you know
    that your opinion means shit. This wasn’t some unprovoked attack by a
    bully, it was me defending myself to a hateful little loser.To answer
    your question, when I was 20, I was US open tae kwon do champion, and I
    was teaching it at Boston University, going to U Mass and thinking
    about doing stand up. I WASN’T insulting celebrities and then using my
    age as an excuse for why I’ve never accomplished anything. What the
    fuck have you ever done, Kevin? Come on, fat boy. Please do tell.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:52 AM

    obviously you didn’t graduate college or else you would be able to
    understand what I am saying. So let me break it down for you
    carefully… I am a 20 year old college student… that’s why I have no
    money. That’s not my excuse YOU ARE PETHETIC BECAUSE… You continue to
    go back and forth with as you put it "a zero." Shoudn’t you be coming
    up with "funny" facial expressions for candid photos? It’s also not
    like I’m going out of my way to let you know about my "shitless"
    oppinions. I’ve never been in a movie, a sitcom, or even a shitty
    reality show, so to you I have accomplished nothing. But given less
    than a year, I know I could easily come up with a better stand-up
    routine than you.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:59 AM

    Exactly what I thought, you have done NOTHING. I told you what I had
    accomplished by the time I was your age, and you have nothing but
    excuses and empty boasts. You could come up with a better stand up
    routine than me? That’s hilarious. That’s better than anything you
    could ever possibly say trying intentionally to be funny. "I’ll show
    you! I could so do it if I wanted to!" Blah, fucking blah. You’re
    falling apart here, Kevin, and it’s taking you longer and longer to
    craft these responses. I’ve seen it happen a million times. There’s
    nothing unique about you. You’re a loser, pal. Always have been, always
    will be. If you’re lucky you’ll find some sad chick that’s willing to
    let you shoot a live round inside of her, and then you’ll have a little
    Kevin that you struggle to feed and raise. That’s about the best you’re
    ever going to do. And even then, you’ll have to live with the fact that
    a guy like me could ALWAYS steal her away from you with minimal effort.
    I go "back and forth" with you because it’s fun for me, and because I
    enjoy letting retarded douche bags like you know where they really
    stand in life.

    —————– Original Message —————--

    From: Kevin

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:14 AM

    I’ll admit… I’m slowing down. For some reason, even after all of
    this, I almost feel like telling you that you’re not as bad of a person
    as you are a comedian/actor/TV host … And you know … That may even
    be true … but dude … You really do suck at all of the above. You’ve
    seen it happen a Million times?… You are probably use to a lot of
    people torching you on a regular basis, but I didn’t think the dumb
    people would. I thought those &..39;tards were your fans. It
    doesn’t take much to understand your humor. Maybe one day i’ll find
    that girl to slip my seed in… Until then, Kevin Jr. is a long time
    away. To be honest with you, i vented my Joe Rogan frustrations on the
    very first simple message that i sent you. Since then, its just been
    funny to watch you get so worked up. After all is said, I am still a
    loser and have never accomplished anything in my life… but humbled by
    it… YOU… have been practicing the art of the loser for quite some
    time but for some reason think you are God’s gift to kathy griffen and
    Brooke Sheilds… YOU… are also the laughing-stock of Hollywood and
    amongst your little sub-culture, everybody thinks you are lame. maybe
    that is why you enjoy lashing out against people so much.

    —————– Original Message —————–

    From: Joe Rogan

    Date: Mar 2, 2006 10:28 AM

    I enjoy lashing out at people? Are you projecting, fatso? YOU
    started this whole thing, and now you’re backed into a corner. I enjoy
    responding to assholes, and that’s why we’re having this conversation.
    You think I suck at all the things I do? That’s fine with me, because
    as I’ve said before, the opinions of a fucking loser like you with no
    success to speak of means nothing. I’m the laughing stock of hollywood
    amongst my peers? And you know this how? Because in your little shit
    bag town of Athens, Ohio all my peers come over to your stinky little
    apartment and tell you how much they laugh at me? You got NOTHING, fat
    boy. Nothing to say, and nowhere to go. The only reason I’m still going
    with this at this point is because I think this is going to make an
    interesting blog entry

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    Been there done that...

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    funny read.

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    Why would he post this?? He's the one who came off looking foolish. lol And all that talk he said he made it seem like anyone who has a normal job (blue collar worker) was a nobody compared to him and even went so far as to tell a COLLEGE kid that he's going to struggle to feed his kid when he has one and that he can pretty much take anyone 'average workers' girl. I lost a lot of respect for him after that, very lame dude.

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    i agree, joe rogan is a dick! i lost mad respect for the man, for the longest time i thought joe was a pretty cool guy but obviously he's a stuck up asshole. i'd really like to put my foot in his ass after this conversation. i don't post much i just read what everyone writes but i figured i would put my 2 cents in....

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    Exactly; Joe Rogan is a douchebag.

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    Rogan's the man, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Cruz
    Why would he post this?? He's the one who came off looking foolish. lol And all that talk he said he made it seem like anyone who has a normal job (blue collar worker) was a nobody compared to him and even went so far as to tell a COLLEGE kid that he's going to struggle to feed his kid when he has one and that he can pretty much take anyone 'average workers' girl. I lost a lot of respect for him after that, very lame dude.
    +1

    I can't believe he thinks he came off well enough to post it. He must be stupid as well as all of the above.

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    yea fuck that kid...rogan told em how it is....
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