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    Default President Obama "Not Worried About [Jacob Volkmann]" In Response To Being Called Out

    President Obama "Not Worried About [Jacob Volkmann]" In Response To Being Called Out After UFC 125 - Watch Kalib Run

    WASHINGTON D.C. -- Two days after being the target of a UFC fighter's post-fight callout, President Barack Obama remains unfazed.

    "His name is Jacob Volkmann," Obama said, referring to the name of the fighter that called him out. "They call him Christmas cause people say he looks like the idiot from 'Dumb and Dumber'. Yo, Joe, find me a picture of this guy."

    "Joe" referring to Joesph Biden, the Vice President of the United States. Biden quickly pulled up an array of photos.

    "Man, look at dude's hair cut. I think we need to enact a stimulus plan so he can stop going to Supercuts.at the mall," the President exclaimed. "Maybe we do need to keep these tax cuts."

    Volkmann, who in addition to being a fighter, is also a chiropractor and was critical of the healthcare plans Obama has been campaigning for.

    "Hold on, hold on, hold on, this dude called me an idiot? Lemme get this straight. I'm the idiot," asked Obama, as his face got real serious. "He's fighting for peanuts and no health care while moonlighting rubbing men's backs and I'm putting out fires around the world and I'm the idiot? I went to Harvard Law fool."

    President Obama told me he was a fan of the UFC and Strikeforce and watched many of their PPVs.

    "Yeah, I been a fan since Randy [Couture] beat Chuck [Liddell]," remembers President Obama. "A fan of BJ Penn as well."

    President Obama was right in front of his TV watching UFC 125 last Saturday, but was astonished to hear of Volkmann's challenge.

    "I'll tell you this, uh, he can come fight me anytime he wants I'm not worried about him," challenged Obama. "I may not have a black belt, but I do have a Black foot and I will put it straight up his ass."

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    N00bjack please.
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    Lol wow!
    KAPPA ALPHA PSI TIL THE DAY I DIE!!!

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    Wonder if McKee had anything to do with this lol

    *And for the record, the UFC does take care of its fighters in terms of health at the conclusion of a fight and again in the dressing rooms....they do more than Obama has done in regards to healthcare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakara=Excitement View Post
    N00bjack please.
    I didn't want to get indicted.

    Volkmann calling out Obama is priceless. What a...

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    Wish our fucking President would worry about our Economy instead of retorting to UFC fighter comments.
    "I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will get confused. 1: Si vis pacum para bellum. Latin. If you want peace, prepare for war. 2: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. 3: In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacies, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue natural justice. This isn't vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment "

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    Quote Originally Posted by HillbillyDeluxe View Post
    Wish our fucking President would worry about our Economy instead of retorting to UFC fighter comments.
    This isn't real. Can't be real. It's a spoof.

    ...or we're fucking doomed.

    Well...we are doomed anyway.

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    What an embarrasment.
    The president of the most powerful country in the world gives a lot of importance about what some Jacob Volkmann said about him and gets in a verbal war against him.
    Seriously, its shameful
    Not only brazilians can do this stuff


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    I find it hilarious people are reading this like its real. Pashak gets a pass because he is Russian. The rest of you....

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    Whoever thinks this is real. Never have kids. Please. For the better of the human race.
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