But I was inscinuating that your ass was the cum trapper so there's a difference.
Isn't football a bit too physical for you? I bet you can find some Chronicles of Narnia gifs on the ole' net if you look hard enough. Or maybe you can just get an Av of that big bad lion, then you would definitely be the baddest poster.
I realize you are trying to own the jokes that owned you so that people will think it wasn't as embarrassing for you as it actually was. But you were humiliated, and nothing will change that.