Well, I think there's 2 events now, that I'm behind on... But, hopefully your 12 points is combined for both events...

Colleague at work got fired, so call volume has been retarded, replacement doesn't arrive until July 2nd.

Then I was sent out of town for "Enterprise Security Training" because now we've got some gay contract where we have to install and maintain security cameras, magnetic door locks, prox card readers and alarm systems.

Think that shit comes with a raise? Fuck no.