MMA #1 Fan, yep, but it is a long annoying conversation where I usually have to make her think I'm way madder about something than I actually am.

Step 1) get into huge fight
Step 2) make her feel bad enough to be remorseful
Step 3) Realize you want a BJ
Step 4) use Jedi mind trick to turn remorse into a mouth full of sperm
Step 5) take nap