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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher View Post
    Marrying or fucking your cousin is legal in over a dozen states, that does not mean it is right.
    One of my uni buddies said he's going on a date with his cousin tonight and that he is in love with her. I did not know what to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniggles View Post
    One of my uni buddies said he's going on a date with his cousin tonight and that he is in love with her. I did not know what to say.
    Tell him to move to Florida. Apparently, everything is legal down there. Maybe SJ needs a roommate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher View Post
    Tell him to move to Florida. Apparently, everything is legal down there. Maybe SJ needs a roommate.
    Except for sports books, weed, and gay marriage. But yea, you can fuck a horse. Or a goat.
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    I've always liked strudel.



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    I never thought Jones' knee kicks had bad intentions. He's landed a bunch of them and hasn't injured anyone. In fact, I can't remember anyone even being hobbled by it. I always just saw him using it like a jab to keep opponents at bay. In fact I can't specifically remember him ever landing that kick on a fully extended leg. I usually see it used when an opponent is stepping forward, which would significantly reduce the chance of serious injury.
    "He's got big balls. I like that." -Josh Koschek on Frank Trigg's balls.

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    All of his kicks have bad intentions, that's why they're used.

    It's not a slight against any one fighter, I promise. Condit uses it and he is one of my very favorite fighters. I just don't agree with it continuing to be legal under current rules.
    And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
    And the microphone smells like a beer

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    I think fucking horses and cousins is wrong.
    Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

    "I don't call the fighting in my films 'violent', I call it 'action'. An action film borders between fantasy and reality. If I were to be completely realistic in my films, you would call me a violent, bloody man. I would simply destroy my opponent by tearing his guts out. I wouldn't do it so artistically." ~Bruce Lee


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    What if it's your cousin's horse?
    And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
    And the microphone smells like a beer

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    What if your cousin is a horse?
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    I've always liked strudel.



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    And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
    And the microphone smells like a beer

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    Damn......that's some deep shit.....I do have a cousin who kinda has a horse face....maybe I'll give her a call.....
    Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

    "I don't call the fighting in my films 'violent', I call it 'action'. An action film borders between fantasy and reality. If I were to be completely realistic in my films, you would call me a violent, bloody man. I would simply destroy my opponent by tearing his guts out. I wouldn't do it so artistically." ~Bruce Lee


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