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    Yo mama is so fat you have to take a bus just to the airport and switch flights in Detroit just get on her good side.

    Quote Originally Posted by AnchorPunch View Post
    So if I don't sin, when I die, I go to Canada? Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    Would you rather play musical chairs?
    hahahahaha that was awesome

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    Your momma so fat, she doesn't have an inner circle of friends, she's got people trapped in her gravitational orbit.
    You have to know what you don't know.

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    All these momma jokes better end up in some poor sap posting picks of their hot mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fe1 View Post
    fuck you!!!! My mom is a saint!!!!!!!!!!

    Edit: Why the hell can't I go all caps? This lower case shit really takes away from my rage...
    you cant type an entire post in all caps. BUT IF PART OF IT IS LOWERCASE THEN YOU CAN!!!!
    "DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND LET YOU KILL ME JON???"

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    I like THE UPPER CASE CLARIFICATION OF THIS THREAD....
    You have to know what you don't know.

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    What?!

    EDIT: Goddamn it....
    Quote Originally Posted by Sick_Lunatic View Post
    I've always liked strudel.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    Your momma is so fat, she has Type 1 diabetes and has to keep a close watch on her blood sugar and occasionally administer insulin to herself.
    This is so wrong...








    But I bust out laughing hysterically when I read it.

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    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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    Yo momma is so fat, she has to have a handicap sticker so she gets a spot that's closer to Wal-Mart and a bigger space to unload her Rascal because she's too fat to walk on her own.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sick_Lunatic View Post
    I've always liked strudel.



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