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    Reward If Found! Jon Jones Loses His Medium-Sized African Wild Serval Cat

    UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones purchased a rare Serval Wild African Cat less than one year ago to serve as a pet. This past weekend, however, "Mufasa" escaped from Jones's home in Albuquerque, N.M., and is "roaming the streets with no idea how to fend for himself." Jones has since offered a $1,500 reward to anyone who can lead him to "Mufasa" and a successful reunion. Jones warns, though, "definitely don’t try to pick him up or pet him."
    *Sounds like a great house pet to have around your children there Jonny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sick_Lunatic View Post
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    Those cats would fuck you up man.
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    Those things are sick! Your'e not allowed to let them out of the house because they'll kill everything that is smaller than it, including little worthless POS dogs (i.e. poodles and Chihuahua's), squirrels, chickens. They're gnarly.

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    I dunno, normal house cats can be moody enough without having one that can potentially rip your face off - no thanks.

    Also, only $1,500 reward for a $20k - $30k animal? Whoever finds that cat is keeping it, or holding it for ransom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbm02ss View Post
    I dunno, normal house cats can be moody enough without having one that can potentially rip your face off - no thanks.

    Also, only $1,500 reward for a $20k - $30k animal? Whoever finds that cat is keeping it, or holding it for ransom.
    till it fucks them up then they going to shoot the fucking thing

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    And if you want beef, then bring the ruckus

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbm02ss View Post
    I dunno, normal house cats can be moody enough without having one that can potentially rip your face off - no thanks.

    Also, only $1,500 reward for a $20k - $30k animal? Whoever finds that cat is keeping it, or holding it for ransom.
    Serval cats are a lot cheaper than that. There price range is probably closer to one ot four thousand
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    Nice kitty.

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    Oh thank God. Closure. Sweet, sweet closure.
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