He just wants to fight guys fuckin' smaller than him. When he first broke out, there was all this talk of him moving up to fuckin' HW, remember? He's fighting these fuckin' LHW guys where he's got 10 fuckin' inches of length advantage, and he's fuckin' poking these poor fuckin' guys in the eye. then he gets a little money, and he starts not wanting to fight. Can't fight chael on short fuckin' notice. He wants a full fuckin' camp to fight fuckin' middleweights, a guy who never won at 205 in the UFC before. Great, we give him fuckin' middleweights. He almost gets fuckin' submitted by Vitor. When was the last time Vitor fucking Belfort fucking submitted anybody?
We book the fucking goose fight, and he doesn't want it. He's just fought two fuckin' middleweights in a row, we've finally got a fucking good LHW opponent for him, and he fuckin' cries about it at first. He wants money. Great. We give him fuckin' money. He finally fuckin' fights a guy close to his fuckin' size and ends up looking like a fuckin' pirate by the fuckin' end of it. Couldn't land a fuckin' takedown to save his fuckin' life on a guy without any fuckin' background in wrestling. Suddenly, no more fuckin' talk about moving up to HW. Remember, cageside, this guy is less than fuckin' 10lbs lighter than what Cain fuckin' weighs in at; and Velasquez would be giving up more than 10 fuckin' inches in length. But after that fuckin' fight with Goose--which could have gone either way--no more fuckin' talk about moving the fuck up to face the big boys, right?
Goose earns the fuckin' rematch--and really, we could have given it to him right off the fuckin' bat, the fight was that fuckin' close--and suddenly jon doesn't fuckin' want to fuckin' fight him. Two fuckin' months before, jones is saying Dan Cormier isn't worth his fuckin' attention. Cormier says he's fuckin' knee is jacked up but he'll face jones if bones is fuckin' ducking Goose, and bones is aaaaall fuckin' over it. Remember, jones would have had 20 fuckin' inches in length over Cormier, but he's got to fuckin' wait till Dan says he's fuckin' hurt before he wants to fuckin' fight him...the same fuckin' guy he didn't want to fight a fuckin' month before.
Good fuckin' riddance, jon jones. He was a fuckin' talented guy, but believe me, dealing with him was a fuckin headache like you'd never fuckin' believe. When I first fuckin' saw him, I thought he was going to be the best fuckin' fighter to ever step in the fuckin' cage. We started fuckin' calling him the p4p best cause he took out 4 former champs in a row, right? But really, those fuckin' guys were old, they're fuckin veterans who have been through fuckin' wars, fighitng hurt, facing this huge fucking kid, right? a fresh kid. they're on the fuckin' decline, and they were all fuckin' smaller than him, right? He should
have fuckin' won those fights! He should
have been p4p the best, and we kept fuckin' calling him that, hoping he wouldn't make fuckin' liars out of us. But he never realized his fuckin' potential, and he just became too much of a fuckin' bitch for us to deal with.
Some people get a little fuckin' money and they don't want to fuckin' fight anymore. They fuckin' lose it, you know? So he fuckin' lost it, and so we fuckin' lost him.
The UFC is about fucking fighters who want to fight the fucking best. Real fighters don't call me and tell me they don't want to face a fuckin' guy. Real fuckin' fighters call me and beg to fight the best fuckin' guy out there. If you're not a fuckin' fighter, don't fuckin' call me, we'll fuckin' call you, OK?