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    Askren: If Nick Diaz can stay off the pipe, I'd fight him and take him down like a wet paper bag
    According to Askren, it wouldn't be much of a fight, as he sees himself defeating the Stockton slugger with little-to-no trouble at all. And he'd be more than willing to fight him, if Diaz can somehow "stay off the pipe."

    "Funky" breaks it down to MMA Roasted:

    "Diaz, man he ain't even fighting no more, why would I talk about me against someone who's retired? Well, if Nick Diaz can stay off the pipe, maybe I'll fight him. He's like taking down a wet paper bag. I don't think I'd have much trouble. He'd probably be flipping me off and shit, but I'll just smile at him."
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    the only way Ben wins that fight is by taking Nick down and laying on him, not even so sure Diaz wouldnt end up submitting him.

    Nick would pick him apart .. Askren talks too fucking much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HillbillyDeluxe View Post
    the only way Ben wins that fight is by taking Nick down and laying on him, not even so sure Diaz wouldnt end up submitting him.

    Nick would pick him apart .. Askren talks too fucking much.
    Has Diaz ever beaten a decent wrestler ? much less one with Askren credentials

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    The best part of this statement is Askren acknowledging that the "reporter" is baiting him.

    And yes, Askren is a horrible matchup for Diaz. Nick didn't even want to fight Hieron, he'd avoid Ben like the plague.

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    Askren would brutalize nick and do it with a smile on his face. Diaz would have about 15-30 seconds of offensive opportunity per round and then back to getting mauled. If nick had one-punch KO power, maybe. He just doesn't.
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    Stay off the pipe Nick...

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    Aksren wouldn't do much damage if he were to beat Diaz. I think Nick would pick him apart tho but who knows now really since Diaz never fights.

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    Hilarious quote from Askren. Ill add to his rep but i have to spread it first
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    I don't think there is anyway Nick beats Ben unfortunately.

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