When Jon Jones survives a tombstone piledriver, a pedigree, and the People's Elbow, call me.
Until then, Stone Cold>JBJ.
You say shark I say hey man, Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars
If Jon Jones climbed to the top of the octagon after a win, smashed two beer cans together and chugged them, I'm pretty sure he'd be a lot more popular than he is today.
Except if Jones tried that, the chain of events would be;
Drinks 2 beers, gets changed, drives his bentley out of the parking lot directly into the telephone pole across the street. Several non-mother of his child women get out of the car and scatter to the winds. Bonesknows has a nervous breakdown trying to justify Jones' actions while 1ITC has to buy a new keyboard after wearing the H A keys out.
EDIT: 24 hours later Jones posts an instagram video about how cops are all haters because they charged him with a DUI. Video is removed 13 minutes later, and its release is blamed on an intern working for google maps.
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