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    It'd have to be Bud Lights to appease sponsors. Coors would just make him want to climb on top of Chyna or some shit.

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    Every Jones fan/hater would shit themselves.
    6969th post. Goddamn.

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    Except if Jones tried that, the chain of events would be;

    Drinks 2 beers, gets changed, drives his bentley out of the parking lot directly into the telephone pole across the street. Several non-mother of his child women get out of the car and scatter to the winds. Bonesknows has a nervous breakdown trying to justify Jones' actions while 1ITC has to buy a new keyboard after wearing the H A keys out.

    EDIT: 24 hours later Jones posts an instagram video about how cops are all haters because they charged him with a DUI. Video is removed 13 minutes later, and its release is blamed on an intern working for google maps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    Depends on the beer.
    Probably a Coors Light. Because we all know Bud Light aint paying no buddy.


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    Jones seems like one of those pretentious ass Stella drinkers

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    Is he bigger then WarMachine?


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    Is Stella considered a pretenscious drink in the US? I find that interesting cos here it is the exact opposite, people call it "wifebeater" as drinking too much often leads to violence. We still get the pretenscious adverts though.

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    I just wish Jones would knock off the nice guy routine, if he beats Gus or after, and just go full on Money Mayweather.

    Jones said he wanted to make money, well turning full blown heel will do that for you.

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    I think the people who drink it are pretentious. The beer itself is pretty good though.
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    I rode a horse. Banged in a hot spring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    I think the people who drink it are pretentious. The beer itself is pretty good though.
    Give me Yuengling or give me death.

    Ok, so maybe not that dramatic, but Yuengling is my shit.

    Back on topic, I really think Jones would be much better off just being himself. Even if people flat out hate on him because of it, he'll still have those skills.
    You have to know what you don't know.

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    Stone Cold was commenting as a fan of MMA just like everyone else here. What's the difference between him or any of us blabbing on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPeezy View Post
    If Jon Jones climbed to the top of the octagon after a win, smashed two beer cans together and chugged them, I'm pretty sure he'd be a lot more popular than he is today.
    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    Depends on the beer.
    And whether he actually finishes them. I haven't seen a stone cold bit since I was in college, but he used to spill/splash/foam about half of those two beers, which is an unforgivable sin.


    unless the beer in question is coors or coors light or a product of said company.

    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post
    Jones seems like one of those pretentious ass Stella drinkers
    I tried the stella cider this weekend. It was good, for a cider. dry.

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    Give me Yuengling or give me death.
    I like Yuengling, but their black and tan--like all prepackaged black and tans--sucks the ass.

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