"Listen, we know that various workers in the past from on screen talent to production staff have said that Russo was a cancerous shitbag who can't book a restaurant reservation without multiple run-ins. And we know that the IWC has been trashing him ever since they found out he's been the mastermind behind arguably many of THE WORST angles in professional wrestling history. And we know that there have been multiple occasions where the fans both at live events and at TV tapings chanted, 'FIRE RUSSO' because they know that he's the mastermind behind arguably many of THE WORST angles in professional wrestling history. And we know he was also put in a position where he was the WCW World Heavyweight Champion. And we kept his return to the company a secret from you guys because you told us that if he worked with us in any capacity that you'd cut us off. But we reeeeeally want you to renew our contract."