Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver is a total nutcase
 

I've said it several times on here, but this one may that the cake. If you guys have never seen his Myspace page, add this dude as a friend. He has some of the craziest bulletin posts ever.

This is his latest bulletin:

Meh, getting your salad tossed isn't that perverse. Alert me when he posts a bulletin about enjoying being sodomized by his girlfriend wearing an 8 inch strap on.

Haha I personally dont think that makes him a nutcase. Myself? I couldn't bring myself to ask my girl to lick my ass but thats just me. I got a couple friends who brag about theirs doin it and even though the thought of it makes me gag, its kinda common.

Eh. It's not my flavor, but there is weirder shit in the world.


It's a little weird that he feels the need to announce it to the world. If anything I think that is the weird part, the need to advertise what he likes. Some people need attention though.

Honestly I don't care what he does in bed or whatever. He just acts like one big retarded child which gets on my nerves and I don't know how other guys could live with him in that house.

Gettin the salad tossed ain't too weird, but it's not something i'm into. I couldn't imagine kissin my girl knowin she licked my ass lol.

On a side note, War looked pretty scared when J-Roc got all crazy over the Upper Decker (something I never heard of until last night).

I thought that was the weak part. They hyped this show last week as if a fight was going to break out. Then as soon as War tackles him, J-roc stands up and keeps sayin "who shit in the toilet?" Didnt war just tell u he did it and thats why you rolled with eachother? N then they hugged and Roc's like "Its over its a prank." Personally I thought War and Roc both were lookin scared.

after that dude shit in the top part of team hughes's toilet, i hope he gets his freaking ass kicked in the finale...what a fucking douche

I didnt need to read his "ass-licking" rant to know he is fucked up. You got that from the TUF episode his breakdowns were showcased.

**edit**
Id like to see Danzig get a hold of Hightower. "Im right here bro....Im right here", "you, me and space". WTF? Hightower says that Danzig only talks that shit when others are around? I say the only reason Hightower was being a "passive toughguy" is cuz 1.) he knows Danzig wouldnt jeopardize his winning TUF and 2.) the others wouldnt let Danzig literally murder that little fag.

Hey guys, toilet water doesn't taste very good. And the sky is fucking blue, who woulda guessed? Personally I wouldn't mind getting my salad tossed, it's not like your woman doesn't have her mouth all over your sweaty nuts and dick as it is too, and for those that get their loads swallowed.. really it's not that bad to have your ass licked whenever you really look at it at a grossness standpoint in comparison.

I always thought Jon was a douche, I'm actually surprised that some people in here don't like him. And that upper decker shit just reinforced my dislike toward this dude. Mac says in his blog that he goes and talks shit about danzig in chat rooms too. So pathetic. Jroc woulda fucked him up if they really had fought.

And on a side note, I hope danzig gives richie asstower the most unholy beating known to man, the guy is just a dick licker. He deserves it for wearing hats the way he does alone.

Gotta love this quote from mac, it's from his blog about richie.

"This guy is hilarious. He says that “my bark is louder than my bite.” I have to laugh at that. This is coming from a guy who submitted by whining like a little girl into George’s anal cavity while kicking his feet like Fay Wray in “King Kong.”"