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09-30-2009, 08:06 PM
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None of us could get that big belly off of us. It's like having the moon on you. How do you get the moon off you?
| Gotta love him
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09-30-2009, 08:39 PM
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"I wonder how he aims when he pees?"
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09-30-2009, 09:12 PM
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double whopper with cheese please!
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10-01-2009, 06:56 AM
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"I wonder if his feet get wet when he showers"
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classic - "this is the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. thats like me having a picture of Hitler posted, and saying "I dont believe in his politics, but I like to hear him talk" W.Silva>C.Norris
HOSS-Bork, you should spend more time brushing up on your MMA history, and less time complementing guys on how young their penises taste.
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10-01-2009, 07:02 AM
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It just kills me that he is so childish. A joke here and there are fine but listening to him talk makes me remember kids in middle and high school. Sometimes I just get tired of hearing it...
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10-01-2009, 07:56 AM
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I was surprised that it took 3 episodes for Rampage to make a joke about bad breath. I mean, that's been his bread and butter ever since PRIDE.
Here's some other great quotes from Rampage...
"Knock him out."
"Get up"
A++ coaching there...
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10-01-2009, 03:03 PM
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"Get Rashad's nuts out of your mouth so I can understand what your saying"
-Rampage to James Mcsweeney
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10-01-2009, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TN94z  It just kills me that he is so childish. A joke here and there are fine but listening to him talk makes me remember kids in middle and high school. Sometimes I just get tired of hearing it... | Sounds like someone was a chubby kid and was picked on for being Roy Nelsonish. Maybe still Nelsonish now? Do you rub your belly after personal victoires as well?
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10-01-2009, 06:32 PM
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I have to admit that Rampage sometimes says very funny things.
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10-04-2009, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bluerinosg Sounds like someone was a chubby kid and was picked on for being Roy Nelsonish. Maybe still Nelsonish now? Do you rub your belly after personal victoires as well? | Lmao.
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