GOP Candidates Love Martial Art Fans, Chuck Norris
Sid Needelman Reporting…
For those who did not watch Mike Huckabee's speech last night after the caucus, you may not have seen why he really won. Chuck Norris who, “when sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever,” was on stage with him. Not only was he there last night, but he has made several public endorsements of the Republican candidate.
In all seriousness, Huckabee is not the sole GOP candidate who has reached out to the mixed martial art fans of the world. Ron Paul has had a very notable add to “tap out the competition” on the famous MMA underground forum.
It is unknown at the time of this posting if Ron Paul has acquired any endorsement though from a man like Chuck Norris who “owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.”